Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Really?!

So....I have this little itch.....on my incision.....which is healed.....so I scratch...and I feel something right under the surface....another FUCKING stitch trying to work it's way out....you've got to be fucking kidding me.....they were supposed to dissolve...come the fuck on, I've had enough!

6 comments:

goodfather said...

Hey, followed you over from Captain Dumbass' place. Like your blog! Sorry about your stitch itch.

And, uh, FIRST.

crone51 said...

You're suffering from an Attack Of The Stitches.

Dissolving stitches are actually invading parasitic life forms from the planet Adhesive that attack by being placed by helpful programmed humans ( AKA " Surgeons") who put them inside the host(you) where they are become fruitful and multiply.

Now, isn't it helpful knowing that?

Rhea said...

Oh, man, your stitches are still coming out? You've got to be kidding me!

Cristin said...

blech. I think drinking vast quantities of alcohol will dissolve the stitches... and your brain.

only a movie said...

Wow - Goodfather, funny seeing you here. I usually see you on Thistles.

Sis - WTF w/ the stitches? Ick, yikes, and what are you doing about it? I say it's that dumb ICU nurse's fault.

StarbuckBitch said...

Thanks guys, they haven't actually broken the surface yet, but i can see their squiggly evilness through my skin. I think you're right, they are multiplying...